Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Circus

On Monday evening (Bank Holiday) we went to the circus. We got free tickets through the zoo, as both are State owned enterprises. I haven’t been to a circus of any kind since I was a small child.
The circus is in a large purpose built building about half an hour walk from the zoo. The design is round like a circus ring and is a very imposing building.
Before the show started you could have your photo taken with a variety of animals in the foyer; a monkey, dogs, a porcupine, a snake or rabbits. In the main arena, there were ponies and horses giving rides and a large dog pulling a little cart for children to sit in.
The arena was almost full, the circus is very popular here.
The lights dimmed, the band started playing and a team of acrobats and dancers started the evening with balancing acts, human towers (4 people high) and throwing each other though the air. They were excellent.
Clowns followed this act with the usual slap-stick comedy and music making with plastic bottles.
The first animal act was a pair of small pigs unrolling a carpet for the animal trainer. She brought out a small pig-like animal that ran round the edge of the ring, and a very reluctant raccoon-dog who did not want to pull his little card and was eventually carried away. One of the men brought out an even more reluctant wild boar that pulled him over and ran away. Some pygmy goats did a jumping act around the ring and on some platforms and this was also done by some over-excited dogs. A pair of young coatis did a lap of the ring then a jumping/balancing act.
The pygmy goats came back pulling a small cart, with a clear Perspex globe. Inside the globe were about 5 rats and a cat. A chicken was sitting on top of the whole contraption. They did a circuit of the ring and then stopped at another odd contraption. It had a central post with a small platform at the top, and two arms with space-ship shaped Perspex objects dangling from them. The animals were let out of the globe; the cat climbed up to the platform and the rats ran up ropes and into the spaceships. At this point, two porcupines appeared in the spotlight, one climbed into a wheel and the other on top and they made their way across the floor to a ramp, they climbed up one side and slid down the other. This was repeated several times before they did a circuit of the arena. Then they were led to the cat/rat device. There were little wheels at the bottom which the porcupines turned which made the rat-space-ships spin round the cat!
The animals all left and were replaced by a clown, who brought in a crocodile (a dog in a crocodile suit) they did some wrestling whilst the next act was prepared.
Next was a cat show, started with spinning wheels, with cats inside and large cat sized rodents on top. A monkey then rode a small horse round the arena.
After this was a pair of acrobats who used another spinning wheel type thing, I can’t really explain it, but was also very good. They were replaced by a singer and some dancers.
After this was a comedy act with a naughty monkey wearing a dress (naughty as part of the act).
Then more acrobats, balancing on balls and very thin beams, performing multiple somersaults high in the air.
Then more cats, dancing cats, climbing cats, jumping cats, balancing cats, ball balancing cats and FIRE SPINNING CATS!
A safety net was raised for Russian trapeze artists and the clowns came back. While the nets were being prepared, two clowns pretended they were mosquitoes and chased the other clown around. He got fed up and started swatting members of the audience. The trapeze artists were fantastic, they even did part of their act in the darkness with the aid of UV lights, and then a lady was raised to the very ceiling of the dome and dived from there down into the safety net.
After a short interval a different safety net was set up and various platforms and jumps were prepared. A series of crates were brought to the back of the arena next to a safety tunnel. Several men were placed around the outside of the arena with sticks and one had a fire-hose. Dancers and singers came into the area and performed a short number, and then two women entered the enclosure. A tiger appeared who jumped on a few of the seats before moving into a large metal ring. One of the women also got into the ring which was raised high into the air. When they came down again, they were joined by a lioness and another two tigers. These cats mostly sat where they were told to. They did some jumping and balancing, before nearly managing a synchronized roll. A lion was then brought into the ring. He did a bit of jumping before letting one of the women climb all over him. The tigers then did sitting up tricks and one walked for a short while on his hind legs (it took a lot of coaxing). They tigers then went up onto the high platform where they all jumped through a ring of fire. The lion was ridden by one of the women, and all the big cats left.
It was then announced that the next act was the best animal trainer in the whole world. The female clown came back, accompanied by the other two clowns who were dressed in tortoise suits. She then made them do a routine and rode them out the ring.
Lastly a team of stunt riders with a man in the centre cracking a bull-whip. Pretty amazing stuff; upside down, under the horses, back to front, jumping on and off the horses.
Unfortunately, the batteries in our camera were dying so the photos are not great.
And that, as they say, is that.












Boar Running Away from Trainer












Crocodile/Dog Wrestling



Monkey Riding a Pony



Naughty Monkey








Fire Twirling Kitten


Fire Twirling Kitten


Mosquito Clowns



























Tortoise Taming!

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Adventures of Arkadii Popov – Part Two

Arkadii Petrovich Popov, who has been commissioned to write a series of articles for the magazine “Soviet Tourist”, has been met at the Finland Station by Svetlana Denisova. They have just found a taxi.

Svetlana: Comrade, Hotel Ural Please.
Taxi-Driver: Hotel Ural? OK. And this is your baggage?
Arkadii: Yes, these are my bags.
Svetlana: This is my bag
Taxi-Driver: Bag? OK. And is this your magazine?
Arkadii: What?
Taxi-Driver: Magazine “Soviet Tourist” – is it yours?
Arkadii: Yes, mine. And, do you read “Soviet Tourist”?
Taxi-Driver: Yes, I read “Soviet Tourist”.
Arkadii: Great.
Svetlana: Comrade, Hotel Ural Please!

Outside the Hotel Ural
Taxi-Driver: This is your hotel.
Svetlana: Good, Thank you.
Taxi-Driver: Comrade, here are your bags.
Arkadii: Thank you. And where is my magazine?
Taxi-Driver: Here it is.
Svetlana: And you do not know where my bag is?
Taxi-Driver: Your bag? No, I do not know.
Arkadii: Here it is.
Svetlana: Thank you.

In the entrance hall of the Hotel Ural
Arkadii: I am Popov, Arkadii Petrovich. Do you have a room?
Receptionist: Right Away...... Popov, Arkadii Petrovich. Yes, there is. Do you have your passport?
Arkadii: Yes, I have it. Here it is.
Receptionist: Thank you. Your room number is 101. Here is your key.
Arkadii: 101. Thank you.
Receptionist: What is this? Is this your bag?
Svetlana: No, No! My bag.
Receptionist: Excuse me please.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Brenda the Behemoth

Saturday started fairly quietly for us, a long lay in after all the work during the week. Still no internet unfortunately. We spent most of the day wandering in the zoo; I can’t get over how many visitors there are. Just as we were near the elephant, a huge crowd of visitors appeared; Brenda the hippo had come into her outdoor enclosure. The Ukrainian word for hippo is behemoth, which I think is great! Brenda stays indoors over winter due to the cold weather and her old age, but in summertime she stays in her outdoor enclosure and pool 24 hours a day. The keepers have to wait until it is consistently warm enough, particularly at night before she comes out. She is a wonderful animal, very calm and relaxed. She took a little stroll around the enclosure, nibbling on the grass and flowers before delicately tip-toeing down the steps into her pool where she had a good splash around. She is a popular animal with the keepers and visitors and her keepers have given her the “pet” name of Little Froggy!
At the end of the work day we were invited to drink some vodka with Kyril and Sergei who work in the Aqua-terrarium department at the zoo, in celebration of the National Holiday. We had a little drink with them, but Steve and I refused to try a traditional accompaniment to alcohol – raw eggs with salt! Everyone else seemed to enjoy it, but I just couldn’t face them. One of Kyril’s friends showed us some photos of what he had been doing last weekend, and Steve was amazed. There is a thriving community of battle re-enactors here in Kyiv. The photos of the costumes, chain mail and armour were fantastic, and they have promised to take us along to the next event in June.
Kyril’s wife wasn’t working at the zoo today, but phoned Kyril and invited us all to their apartment for an impromptu gathering and to see all their animals. We first met Kyril and his wife Anya last year at the zoo and very much enjoyed their company. Anya also works for the zoo, with invertebrates and as a bat rehabilitator. Both Kyril and Anya are studying for PhDs at a nearby university. Their apartment is quite close to the zoo, so about 10 of us piled into taxis and made our way there.
Kyril told us that their apartment building is typical old Soviet style – originally built for the workers at a nearby factory. On the ground level they have a building attendant – an old lady who keeps an eye on people going in and out of the building. The building does have a lift, but as we wouldn’t all fit in we took the stairs to the fifth floor. The apartment used to belong to one of Anya’s relatives, but since she and Kyril were married, the apartment became theirs. They have renovated it to their tastes and it is very nice. It is a two room apartment with a small kitchen, bathroom and tiny balcony. Here, the apartments are described by the number of rooms, not by bedroom and living room numbers. They have one room for them and one room for the animals. Kyril and Anya have an extensive collection of reptiles, invertebrates and various others. The animal room was packed floor to ceiling with glass vivariums that Kyril has made himself. Amongst their snake collection they have some venomous species. There are no regulations on what species of animals you are allowed to keep in Ukraine, unlike the UK where you must have a Dangerous Wild Animal Licence. Anya also has rehabilitation bats at home and I think bats are the subject for her PhD.
After meeting all the animals, we all sat down for some drinking, toasting and eating. We had lots of herb cheese, apples, nuts, pickled mushrooms, salt fish and the best pickled cucumbers I have ever eaten, which were pickled by Anya’s grandmother. It was a great evening, we talked about all sorts of things, Sergei and Kyril played their guitars and I got to cuddle and play with a lovely little kitten.
Sergei is a very talented musician and plays the violin in restaurants to supplement his meagre zoo wages. Most of the zoo staff has secondary jobs as the wages are not good here, but like zoo people everywhere, working at the zoo for conservation is a passion and a dream and they will do whatever is necessary to be able to continue working at the zoo.







Friday, May 8, 2009

American Visitor

We started Friday with some paperwork in the office and then went out in the morning to an electric fence supplier. There are not many places here to get electric fence components as it is not commonly used for livestock farming. The place we went to have a small amount in stock and a catalogue so Steve can get the parts ordered from other countries. They mostly import from the Czech Republic, but can get from the company Steve uses in the UK.
We went on to a hardware store to buy our own supply of tools. The zoo gave us a reasonable budget and we managed to get almost everything we needed for about half the amount the zoo gave us. So we now have hammers, saws, chisels, work gloves, an axe, pliers, wire-cutters, a tape-measure and all sorts of other useful bits. Just need another enclosure to work on now!
After lunch we had an unexpected visitor. An American man was in Kyiv on a project and visited the zoo a few weeks ago. He has been volunteering/ working at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington for over 20 years and wanted to talk to Kyiv Zoo about some suggestions he had for improvements. He brought along a translator from the American Embassy and I think they were both surprised to find English speakers working at the zoo. Anyway, very interesting man and it was nice to talk to a native English speaker (even if it is American English!). He was able to confirm a lot of the things we have been saying about the zoo and the animals and had some useful ideas. We had a good chat and walk around the zoo, so we have made a contact at the Smithsonian now and he will get us some of the keepers email addresses for information when we need it.
Both he and the translator told us about some expat groups and events, so hopefully we will meet with the translator in the future and get along to some of these things. Apparently the Canadian Embassy has regular “pub” evenings for any English speakers. Also the translator would like to bring the American staff from her Embassy to the zoo for a tour, which would also be good for meeting people (and raising a bit of money for the zoo!).
On a different note, it would appear that the Ukrainian TV channels have bought into this “talent show” business. Most evenings the TV is full of people singing badly, people singing badly upside down, people singing badly while dancing badly, people singing badly in silly outfits and a selection of sword-swallowing acrobats and strong-men, who also sing badly. There are a lot of American shows (Desperate Housewives, Heroes etc.) and films on TV, all dubbed into Ukrainian, which isn’t much use for us as we are trying to learn Russian. There are a few Russian programmes and they have Ukrainian subtitles. We don’t really watch TV but the girl who shares our flat is a TV addict and a relentless “channel-flicker”, which doesn’t help much – you just start to get the hang of what is going on, and then she changes to something else. However, I did turn the TV on one weekend and found an episode of Mr. Bean – Classic!
We are having internet problems again this weekend. It seems to work fine up until late Friday night and then stops working all weekend. It’s a particular pain as it is another long holiday weekend.
This long weekend is to celebrate the end of the Great Patriotic War (WWII). There will be a big parade and fireworks in the centre of Kyiv and special events for Veterans. It is free entry to the zoo for all Veterans for these three days. There are a lot of monuments to the war around Kyiv and all that we have seen over the past few days are buried in flowers, taken there by Kyivites and school children.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Coati Party

We’ve had another interesting busy week and have achieved a lot.
On Tuesday after the long holiday weekend we started work on furnishing the coati enclosure, ordered about 20 bags of woodchips and found the store-room full of fire-hose that we got last year. Between me and Steve we had 2 hammers, the smallest saw you have ever seen and a penknife. With the aid of these items, sheer willpower and determination we spent two days hauling logs, hammering branches and fire-hose, climbing like monkeys to hang things at the top of the enclosure and attach high level platforms for the coatis.
We are pretty pleased with the results – a hammock and 3 platforms for sleeping, so many branches and fire-hoses for climbing, deep substrate for digging and rotten logs for foraging. If I was a coati, I’d be happy to live in there!
Just need the maintenance department to remedy a few little problems in the enclosure, and then the coatis can be let out.
Thursday was fairly quiet, just finishing off paperwork in the office, with the holiday weekend and the coati enclosure; we were starting to get a little behind. Also, it rained all day, and those are the best days for office work! The weather had been extremely hot and humid and a full day of rain is just what the animals and plants needed. Apart from general zoo paperwork we have two conferences coming up soon and Steve and I have to present work at both of them so we are working away manically at PowerPoint presentations on a variety of topics.





Empty Enclosure



Hammock Going Up




Hammock Up



Steve Hanging Ropes



Nearly Done


Ready for Coatis !


Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Bank Holiday Weekend - Part 2

Sunday was a wonderful day, the sun was shining brightly and Larissa took us to visit her Dascha and meet her husband and parents. A Dascha is a country retreat and garden. Most people in Kyiv live in big apartment blocks with no gardens. At the weekends and during holidays they escape from the bustle of the city to their country Daschas. Larissa’s is about an hour drive out of Kyiv, on a park of Daschas near a big lake and water meadow. Her Dascha is a small three roomed house, only used for sleeping. In the garden is a small kitchen area and shower room. They spend most of their time in a gazebo in the garden. The garden is full of blossoming fruit trees and beautiful flower beds. They also have an area where they grow vegetables. Everyone is very proud of their Daschas and gardens, and it is a habit to take a stroll around the other Daschas to admire the gardens and pick up tips for growing flowers and vegetables. We had such a relaxing day. Steve spent most of it fishing from the edge of the garden, which directly overlooks the lake. He didn’t catch any fish but we saw lots of frogs, crayfish, birds and insects. It was just lovely. Larissa’s family were extremely welcoming and cooked a huge meal for us, and Steve was happy as there was plenty of barbequed meat!
Monday was also a holiday. We stayed mostly around the zoo, which was completely packed with visitors. On a conservative guess, we think there were at least 12-14,000 visitors over the weekend. As we were later told, we were wildly wrong with this guess. There were actually about 50,000 over the four days!!! The queues to buy tickets were immense, and the zoo was just crammed full of people eating ice-creams! We took a bit of a walk in the heat of the afternoon. Steve had seen a decommissioned army tank near to the zoo so we wandered along to find it. These things are always further away than you think. Anyway, Steve was happy and we made our way back through a big leafy park, stopped for a beer and our groceries and back home again.
We have just had such a great weekend. I don’t think I have been so relaxed since our last holiday – our Honeymoon in Sri Lanka. Just what we needed.












Bank Holiday Weekend - Part 1

It’s the start of May – Bank Holiday weekend, this means a four day weekend from work. It couldn’t come at a better time. We worked hard all day Thursday and fully completed the porcupine enclosure and worked with the staff to move the porcupines into their new enclosure. It looks impressive, even if I say so myself!
Friday was the official season opening for the zoo. There was a press conference given by the Director and the zoo was packed (as usual) with visitors and the weather was stunning. We missed the TV coverage but have been told that the porcupine enclosure was shown on TV! We spent most of the day relaxing, played on the internet, watched films and wandered in the zoo.
On Saturday we met with a distant cousin from Kyiv – Oleg. Oleg is related to my aunt Ola. He took us for a long drive around some of the sights of Kyiv. We started at Babyn Yar, the site of horrific massacres during the war. Hundreds of thousands of Jews and people of Kyiv were rounded up, taken to this ravine and shot over the course of the war. It’s hard to believe that this could have happened; the area is peaceful, leafy and tranquil.
We went on to a new area of Kyiv (I forget the name of the place) where there are new very stylish apartment blocks, a large man-made lake with beaches and excusive executive houses with private beaches. It is a popular area for people to stroll and sunbathe at the weekend. I think the area is called Abalone? There was a beautiful church near where we stopped. The domes were coated in gold tiles and sparkled in the sun. The building is not completed yet, there is still another dome to add. Like many buildings in Kyiv, work was started and then seemed to grind to a halt. This would seem to be a very common problem here.
Oleg is extremely knowledgeable about the history of Kyiv and its architecture. He is fascinating to talk to and has a lot to say regarding the recent history since Ukraine became independent from the Soviet Union.
We then went to look at a huge reservoir and hydroelectric power station. When I say huge, I mean massive, it stretches about 30 miles between Kyiv and Chernobyl – to the edge of the 30 km exclusion zone. Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant is not actually at the town of Chernobyl, but at Prypyat – a village built for the workers and their families. From what Oleg said, the reservoir brought radioactive contamination to Kyiv following the catastrophe.
Oleg drove us through some small villages on the outskirts of Kyiv. The villages are very different to the city – no tower blocks, no food stalls and only a small village shop. Most of the village roads do not have asphalt and are full of potholes. The houses are traditional Ukrainian style and the gardens have high fences. In one village we stopped at a small church, which looked very beautiful. It was designed by a friend of Oleg’s who had recently died. Oleg told us that making the design for the church was extremely difficult for his friend as during Soviet times the subject of church design was banned from architecture courses, so architects now have to figure it out as they go along!
Steve, me and Oleg at Babyn Yar

Church with gold roof

Church designed by Oleg's friend